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Juggalos are society's underdogs poor ghetto freaks eating ramen noodles drinking Faygo cola and sporting Pro Wing shoes. Made fun of in school never accepted by anyone tossed out by the world that didn't want them. This group of outcasts, brought together by the music and real life messages of the Insane Clown Posse, are followers of the Dark Carnival and scapegoats of the world. Being a Juggalo isn't about being a "fan" of ICP or Twiztid. J and Shaggs are juggalos themselves. Being a Juggalo is about individuality. No one is ever fully accepted in this world and Juggalos just don't give a fuck so we sling our Faygo, jam to the wicked shit, and wave our middle fingers to the legions of hypocrites, haters, and rich ass bitches trying to bring us down. Everyone in this world is so quick to judge. The close minded percentage of the population hears the "cuss words" in ICP's music and automatically labels them "satanic" or "trash" but ICP's music is laden with messages. You bitches never stop to hear the "bad language" just weeds out the listeners that could never be Juggalos. Anyways, Juggalos are opposed to bigotry and domestic violence. We see the world from a much different angle and we have the ability to look past petty stereo-types and prejudices. Juggalos come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and races and still we are not like you. We look different, we talk different, and we act different. We have no need to impress. You put on your fake smile and your fancy suit. You go to work and lick your boss' ass crack. You make small talk with your "friends" and talk shit about them in the same breath. You go home to your wife and kids and you kiss them with the lips you've been sucking on your assistant's tits with, and you continue to live in your utterly corrupted fake world. Juggalos live in the real world. We say what we mean and we mean what we say. We don't front for anyone and you will never change us. But, of course, to fully understand what a Juggalo is, you must truly be one.

some quotes from realjuggalettes.net. i find them quite true. (and some others as well)

*A Juggalette is pricless, if have one do your best to keep her (that's me!!!)
*When you think life can get no worse, and nothing can ever get any better, and you feel like quitting... SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT AND CALL ON YOUR JUGGALO FAMILY TO HELP YOUR DEPRESSED ASS OUT! Cuz your know the family will ALWAYS be here for that ass!
*A true homie won't stab you in the back, he'll wait till you turn around and stab you in the motha fuckin face.
*Juggalos are like cock roaches, we're looked down on by alot of people, but we'll still be here when they're dead and gone
*When the world lets you down get right back up and kick it's ass.
*Just be you not who others want you to be.
*Don't be afraid of wicked clowns, they will rule the world.
*The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
*Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*life isnt like a box of chocolites its more like a jar of jalapenos what u do today might burn ur ass tomorrow
*If youre depresed dont kill yourself, kill those who depress you
*Dont smoke weed a minds a terrible thing to waste, Drink beer and whiskey you dont need youre liver.
*without misery, there's no happiness.
*with a painted smile i can never frown
*I like people better when they dont lie. So if u lie, u just fucked up yer realtionship with me
*Life is like a car wash: whenever you think things are looking good, you get shit on
*I don't know what yall' believe and I don't really care. But you have to admit, beliefs are odd. A lot of christians wear crosses around their necks... you think when Jesus comes back he's ever gonna want to see a fuckin cross?
*Just because they raised you doesn't mean they're family
*Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like reaching for a star, you know you'll never make it but you just have to keep trying
*You pause and ask me what do I think a Juggalo or a Juggalette is, inside I know I can't put it into words. It's just that to me the definition cannot be found but can only be felt
*If people are assholes to you Hug em...I mean, Hug their necks real tight til they turn another color....
*Smile and the world smiles with you (or atleast wonders what you're up to) Cry and you get a stuffy nose
*"Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
*BE TRUE TO YOURSELF, AND FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!!!
*"For a nano moment New York was The Club Kids and they shook the hell out of it."-Andy Warhol
*If tears could build a stairway, and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.
*I aint changing for the world, the world is gonna change for me.
*I'm as kinky as a cheap garden hose.
*Yes, i found religion, I found it to be stupid and meaningless.
*Don't diss the fam fuckaa, i'll pee in your lemonade!!
*"There is scarcely any undertaking that is begun with such high hopes and expectations and fails so regularly as love"-Eric Fromme
*Stop trying to survive and start living, if you can't live, why survive?
*"Fat kids are used to rejection, we deal with that shit everyday." -Jamie Madrox
*Hell has the best view of god.
*"Having an orgy with goats doesn't mean they were possesed, just horny. And innovative." -Exorcist: the Begining
*remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap that motherfucker
*I'm not the ordinary cracka, i'm the ritz
*If your right admit that your right, but if you were wrong at least admit that you were wrong because then you will still be right.
*You can't feel pure Heaven until you hit the depths of Hell.
*It's down the road, not accross the street.
*sex is like math...add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and PRAY to god u dont multiply
*You got 9 lives, but I got 10 shots.
*"And they asked if I would trade 10 Juggalos for 100 mainstream fans, and I said I wouldn't trade 10 Juggalos for 100,000 mainstream fans. 10 Juggalos is PRICELESS." Violent J
*all i ever wanted was to pick apart the day put the peices back together my way
*"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing"- Socrates
*Life, death, everything else, all it falls down to is power and wealth. It's everything you want, it's everything you need. Lust, Envy, Jealousy, Greed....
*Someone has hurt you badly and though you won't show it, it has left you a hollow shell. You are simply pretending to exist.
*To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
*Opportunity knocks, and if you don't answer, it walks away, never to darken your door again. But adversity kicks the door in, grabs you by the lapels, and gives you a knuckle sandwich.
*Down with the clown till i'm dead in the ground.
*In the depths of a mind fantasy and reality are the same.
*Valentine's Day: we're celebrating love through death. Because in American your fame is based upon when, where and how you died or who you kill, that's how the covers of the papers are filled.
Because we're not remembered in life, we're remembered in death. And if we die young and are martyred we mean more than we ever could alive. Because:
"WE DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER, AND WE KNOW THAT SUFFERING IS SO MUCH BETTER."- nachtabarett.com
*"Tombstones don't talk back"- Leilandism
*There's power in the act of disappearing
*Your tears cut a trail Your scars build a ladder that takes you to a place that you could not have gotten to any other way. Take a look around, remember every second, every breath, every choked scream. Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength. Move on.
*I drink poison and play with rattle snakes for Jesus
*If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner no one will fit
*the church says the earth is flat, but i know that it is round For i have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church -Ferdinand Magellan
*I don't flirt. i club, clobber, drag you back to my lair and have my way with you.
*W.W.J.D. World Wide Juggalo Domination
*Nobody likes you. They all left you. They're all out without you, havin' fun.

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